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  • What do you call an extremely clingy alien? A personal space invader.

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  • I saw an antelope the other day. First insect wedding that I've attended.

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  • We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put it in Tupperware and wait for it to go bad and then we throw it away.

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  • What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple.

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  • What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A staggersaurus.

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  • I had a college fund, but I spent it on a boat and called it my scholar ship.

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  • A farmer once tried to sell me his bull. I didn't buy it. He was charging too much.

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  • I heard a great operatic song about aliens. Aria 51.

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  • Zaire (now the Democratic Republic of the Congo).

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  • If artists wear Sketchers ... Do linguists wear Converse?

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