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  • Mar 04, 2025

    At first I was excited about my new job as a hotel receptionist. Then I started to get reservations.

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  • Feb 25, 2025

    What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses? A yoga bear.

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  • Feb 22, 2025

    I bought my girlfriend a coffee by walking 8 blocks in -20° weather wearing just a t-shirt, all to prove a point. It started when she claimed shiverry was dead.

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  • Feb 20, 2025

    What kind of notebook does a dendrochronologist use? A tree-ring binder.

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  • Feb 20, 2025

    I'm in search for someone to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm. Must work well with udders.

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  • Feb 13, 2025

    I lost my job as a mime. It must have been something I said.

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  • Feb 11, 2025

    What did one DNA say to the other DNA? "Do these genes make me look fat?"

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  • Feb 06, 2025

    Apple.

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