What do you call an extremely clingy alien? A personal space invader.
Washington.
I saw an antelope the other day. First insect wedding that I've attended.
We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put it in Tupperware and wait for it to go bad and then we throw it away.
What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple.
What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A staggersaurus.
I had a college fund, but I spent it on a boat and called it my scholar ship.
A farmer once tried to sell me his bull. I didn't buy it. He was charging too much.
I heard a great operatic song about aliens. Aria 51.
Zaire (now the Democratic Republic of the Congo).
If artists wear Sketchers ... Do linguists wear Converse?