Bayern Munich.
At first I was excited about my new job as a hotel receptionist. Then I started to get reservations.
What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses? A yoga bear.
I bought my girlfriend a coffee by walking 8 blocks in -20° weather wearing just a t-shirt, all to prove a point. It started when she claimed shiverry was dead.
What kind of notebook does a dendrochronologist use? A tree-ring binder.
I'm in search for someone to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm. Must work well with udders.
I lost my job as a mime. It must have been something I said.
What did one DNA say to the other DNA? "Do these genes make me look fat?"
Sri Lanka.
Etymology.
The high jump.