A friend once told me, "You can't go around saving everyone. They have to learn to save themselves." Great friend. Terrible lifeguard.
After ten years as Director of the "Ladder Enthusiasts Coalition"... I've decided to step down.
I walked by a rehab center the other day. The sign on the lawn said, "Keep off the grass".
When you fix the bug before the release date, you are the office hero that everyone adores.
VS Code is actually a good option for both junior and senior developers.
I went to a really bad manicure competition yesterday. It was nail-biting.
After the ballet skirt was invented, the creators spent days coming up with a name. Finally, they put tu and tu together.
A friend asked me if I had seen the film "Tractor". "No," I replied, "But I've seen the trailer."
I'm very good friends with the other members of my time travelling club. We go back years.